Diary of a Mad Bride by Laura Wolf

Posted June 23, 2014 by shooting in Uncategorized / 7 Comments

Diary of a Mad Bride by Laura Wolf

Review by Lauren

Source: library, but all opinions are my own

Official Summary: Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said “yes.” Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!

What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?

A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride
is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride,
yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in
public in the world’s ugliest bridesmaid dress….

My wedding was
starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven
parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream
melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After
an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like
this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my

— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:

“What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.”

— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:

“To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!”

— My best friend, Anita:

screw congratulations. Of course I’m happy for you. Stephen’s a major
piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re
certain this is what you want.”

Would I survive this day after all….?

Review: Amy thinks brides that go nuts planning their weddings are well…a bit crazy. She just doesn’t get it, until she’s engaged and has to plan her own wedding. She tries her best to keep her expectations in check but when it seems like nothing will go right and you can’t always count on those around you, it’s easy to lose your head a bit.

While I’m not married, I still thought this was a fairly realistic example of planning a wedding. Sure, a lot more goes wrong for Amy than might happen to the average bride, but you do hear some interesting “horror” stories about weddings. This book, of course, is told in diary format as Amy goes along in her various quests to plan a great wedding. I really love books told this way and I think it really worked for this book. How else would you get Amy’s direct, deepest thoughts? She worries about little details of the wedding to big ones like, is Stephen the right husband for her? After all, she never thought she was the marrying kind…and neither did anyone else.

I thought the cast of characters were fun and eclectic. You get a variety of personalities, which both help and hinder wedding plans for Amy and Stephen (though mostly Amy since Stephen is too busy with work). Plus, not only are the events that surround Amy amusing, she is as well. I love her thoughts about married couples in the beginning of the book (she’s mostly annoyed by hearing all the details) to her thoughts later in the book when she’s fully into wedding planning and ready to just elope.

If you’re about to get married, you might want to wait on reading this or you could make yourself more nervous…but if you’re like me and not getting married anytime soon (or you’re already married), then I’d say check this out. It’s quick, fun, and amusing! Perfect read for the summertime.

7 responses to “Diary of a Mad Bride by Laura Wolf

  1. Every time I read a book with a wedding planning, I want to cringe and yell "Elope!" I do this in real life too. I love being married, but weddings are insane. This does seem like a fun read and I'm glad you enjoyed it, Lauren!

  2. This reminds me of those guilty pleasure wedding reality shows that I like to watch from time to time! Haha, I could see myself really enjoying it if I were in the right mood 🙂

  3. This sounds like such a fun read! Wedding planning is always kind of insane and I already love watching reality shows about it so I'm sure I'll love this too!

  4. Jess

    “To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!” – this phrase touched me since I have just survived the divorce recently… That was a true pain in the neck to take care of all those expenses and property division. And only now I’ve realized that it was a much easier way to go through it – to file for divorce online! I’ll be smarter next time, although I wish I would never divorce ever.

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